7:1 Seven parts decent gin, One part dry vermouth. Shake, stir, pour or whatever. Garnish creatively. Contemplate something. 3 : 2 : 1 Three parts decent tequila, Two parts fresh-squeezed lime juice, 1 part Cointreau. Over cracked-ice. Sip. Shake. 2 : 1 : A skoosh: 2 Parts respectable Bourbon to one part sweet vermouth plus two dashes of vermouth. Add an artificially-flavored red cherry or a cheap cough drop.